What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
13.06.2025 02:12
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Make Nazis afraid again!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!